Superman Returns was a delightfully entertaining movie. I ventured out of my cave apartment this evening to go see Superman Returns with Emitt. As soon as Emitt sat in my car on the way to the movie his pants ripped… I giggled and then he informed me it wasn’t very funny since he was sans-underoos. So I offered up a pair of boxers for him and he graciously accepted.
Once we got to the theatre we had to stand in line at the concession booth since we couldn’t hit the Circle K up for snacks since Emitt had to put on undie-pants due to his tear. I managed to get us in the line with the person at the counter who was just slightly above RETARDED on the intelligence scale. Back in my days as web-bastard/database-dork at the school district he would have been placed with someone Human Resources would have called “Educable Mentally Handicapped” cause he was just plain slow and stupid. Urgh.
But we got to the theatre right on time to miss the commercials pre-show countdown and watch the commercials previews. Only preview of note was the SPIDERMAN preview which I had already downloaded and watched today. Everything else looked like crap.
The Superman movie itself was pretty nice! The new Superman gives us superwood and Lois Lane’s fiancé is none other than Cyclops from the X-Men movies (I must say, I liked his performance in this movie much better than his appearance in the last X-Men movie, and no, it has nothing to do with the fact that his name is Richard in this movie). Kevin Spacey was delightfully campy as Lex Luther and OMG I had no idea that PARKER POSEY (OMG! HOT!) was in this movie!! YAY!!!
/happydance
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