Jul 23
I just had the following conversation with Jimmy:
4:33:05 PM Jimmy: Pretty sure I just met ashlee fucking simpson 4:33:20 PM KangaMEANIE: better pop a valtrex just in case. 4:36:01 PM Jimmy: You bitch… I just told her that 4:36:07 PM KangaMEANIE: Good. 4:36:12 PM kangaMEANIE: Tell her I like her new nose
There are several things completely wrong with this conversation:
- Why would you want to meet Asslee Simpson
- Why would you want anyone to know you met Asslee Simpson
- WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A VALTREX
Jimmy is missing the part of his brain that keeps him from saying stupid things. I could provide other examples but my fingers would get tired from typing them all out. Blah.
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July 23rd, 2006 at 5:12 pm
stupid things. I could provide other examples but my fingers would get tired from typing them all out.
That’s why we have copy and paste. We want more examples!
September 19th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
ur mean- CRIES