Notes from Saturday

Time I started: 1:46 AM

1. Back-to-school time is crazy. I have a lot of books to buy and read.
2. Lots of VERY hot men at Amsterdam tonight. I need to quit eating anything that tastes good and workout at least two times a day.
3. Lezboodakkas drive big trucks, don’t park very well and look very out of place at Amsterdam.
4. Drunk people amuse.
5. Drunk Asians are even more fun.
6. I am happy to be single. I see too many examples of unhappy people in unhappy relationships and it makes me appreciate my cat even more. If Mr. Bigglesworth and I disagree on something I simply turn on the vacuum and laugh as he runs away.
7. I am totally insecure and the number of complements I received tonight on my appearance have caused me to wonder: Did I really look that much better tonight, or do I just look that bad all the rest of the time?
8. Nearly everyone likes my goatee. I shall keep it for a spell.
9. I look 5 years younger wearing contacts.
10. Mr. Bigglesworth is the best cat on the face of the planet, even if Jeremy wants to kill him and Cookie (Asian from #5) wants to eat him.
11. My only alcoholic beverage tonight was the BEST mojito I’ve ever had, made fresh for me by a very handsome & shirtless bartender who was wearing a jock strap. I tipped him extra because of that and told him why. GrrrrrrrrrrrWoof.
12. Men with mohawks are especially nice to look at.
13. The freshmeatmen that showed up at the LGTBQ Coalition welcome reception were quite a savory bunch.
14. Sadly the men from points 11, 12 and 13 are exclusive of each other.
15. Emitt got a new 15″ Mac Book Pro friday night, and I am jealous.
16. I will get a new iMac this spring.
17. Paranoid lesbians are more annoying than overly-dramatic gay men. But they’re good at killing bugs and a lot of them drive pickup trucks (which are quite useful), so I keep them around.
18. Telling a lie is a sign of weak character and shows a lack of respect to not only yourself, but to others. This is true even if the lie is a little one. Learning this most often comes from careful observation of people, age and experience. If you don’t learn this you are probably a sociopath.
19. Honking your vehicles horn at midnight in a parking lot is rude and unnecessary.
20. The fall 2006 ΣΦΒ rush shirts are way hot.
21. Last nights 200th episode of Stargate SG-1 was FUNNY as all get out. Sadly, I got *every single* inside joke from it, which means I’ve watched entirely too much SG1. I even teared up a little.
22. There are 47 days until Battlestar Galactica season 3 start. I get goosebumps every time I see a preview for the upcoming season.
23. I need to go to bed. <3

Time I Ended: 2:22 AM