DEATH TO 18 YEAR OLDS

Nasty little whores!!!

While I was in the bathroom Jeremy was on my computer looking at inappropriate pictures. He claims it was innocent – that he was looking for something else. Then all of a sudden he’s asking me “Did you send someone the santa pic.”

I am stunned into silence. HOW OFTEN AM I SPEECHLESS????

So once/if my apartment complex fixes my garbage disposal, I’m chopping him into little pieces and sending him into the Tempe sewage system. His response: “That’s hot – you’re gonna go all John Wayne Gacy on me.”

:O