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They can’t take it back now. I’m so excited!

Friday night I went and saw Revenge of the Sith with my beloved wombat, Lee. We actually left early and met up at Jalapenos and had yummy Mexican food before the flick, since we were both quite hungarian. We still had plenty of time to waste so we wound our way to fun places like the Apple Store (full of cute homosexuals on dates), Barns & Noble (full of cute homosexuals on dates), and Urban Outfitters (closed at the time, but the front window had lots of cute homosexuals on dates looking in). While waiting for the movie to start, we were entertained by the rather precocious and flamboyant princess that sat down in front of us. You know the type, the ones that look and act so painfully gay that you want to slap them and tell them that it isn’t necessary?? Swish.. swish… swish….

Saturday was Queer Eye for the Straight Guy day for me - My old co-worker Jerad drove in from Lawrence and wanted me to help him go shopping! The first place we went to was Hot Topic where I got an AWESOME belt buckle.. not only is it super fun, but it was on SALE! So I am now the proud owner of a nice big shiny belt buckle that says DORK EhEHEHehheHEheHe. Fun times! At another store at the mall I found some pants that I really dig and can’t wait to find an appropriate venue to wear them at. The Cubbies called me up as Jerad and I were heading to another shopping spot on a quest for shoes, so we met them up at 39th street shopping area and Jerad found some excellent shoes. At the same store I found my newest Devil Duckies… ON SALE!!!! It was a good day to shop my friends The duckies at the top of this page are my latest addition to the collection. We also made a quick stop on the Plaza and went into Urban Outfitters, since it was their opening weekend. I used to go into the one in Lawrence a lot, but lately I have been hard pressed to find anything in there that I really wanted. Having no job and no extra money also has something to do with it. UO is kinda pricey.

Later that evening, around 10:15 or so, I met Shawn and Patrick back down on the Plaza to watch Starwars again. We were joined by a bunch of leather men from the bar and pretty much had the theatre to ourselves for the movie. Now this particular theatre has a No Chirruns policy - they don’t let in crying babies, or really young kids. Unfortunately, some kids still get in and last night - with a nearly empty theatre, guess where the family with kids decided to sit. That’s right, two seats down from Kanga. The kid wasn’t the problem this time tho, it was the parents that had to keep talking to the kid for some reason. Let the kid sleep!! What do you expect when you drag a kid to a movie at 11pm?!?

Which brings me to the movie itself. Now that I have seen it twice, I feel comfortable in being able to talk about it. The bad guys win in this movie. So automatically, it gets two opposable thumbs up from me, since I *LOVE* movies when the bad guys win. I also rate this movie well since Padme, played by Natalie Portman, DIES in it. Natalie needs acting lessons.

Hayden Christiansen (Anakin Skywalker) was dreamy and creamy as could be expected, except in the scenes where he tries to act sweet and cuddly with Natalie. George Lucas should never be allowed to write love dialogue ever again. Ever.

Everything else about the movie was delicious - even the Wookies!

I am even MORE excited about the line up of movies for the remainder of the summer however. The Fantastic Four looks to be all yummy delicious eyecandy with Chris Evans playing The Human Torch (and yeah, he is HOT HOT HOT in the previews). Batman Begins with Kanga’s favorite Christian Bale looks scrumptious. The preview for “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” looked amazing, I must start reading those before I see the movie. Yum.

Kanga out!