You will perish of fits. Repeat this to yourself:
“Things can work out even if I don’t get
my way. Things can work out even….”


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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I have declared a Jihad on the bag of Rolos I bought at Targé… so far I think it is winning.. but fear not for I will never give up!

I’m doing better today - no throwing up yay! I have a Dr. appt set up for Thursday to see what happens next…. hopefully no surgery will be required!!

The next 48 hours will be interesting.. my pledge class and I are doing something that requires us to be out of reach to anyone but ourselves for 24 hours, then immediately after that we are going to the sundevil stadium to clean it for fraternity fund raising. w00t.

So no updates from me for a while - I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Well all day today it has been an all day sprint to the toilet because of nausea. My face, throat and abdominal muscles are all sore… I lost track of how many dry heaves I had I was finally able to eat something at about 730, then it was time to attempt a shower. One armed showering is going to be an adventure for the next weeks. I have lots of kitchen size trash bags and rubber bands to keep things dry with.


Feh.

Dear Readers,

This evening I was attacked at the roller skating rink by my 110 lb skinny Asian pledge brother. I fell and slammed my elbow onto the floor. Slammed it with enough force to break it. So I am now typing one handed and high on percocets. I don’t really know much else about my arm since I need to see an orthopedic surgeon about it in about a week or so to have a permanent cast put on and to see if I need surgery for a pin. :O

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


But fret not, for I am fun on percocets!

Some gentle advise from your kanga: never take Tylenol PM at 3:30 am even if you DO have insomnia.. :O

Your single act of defiance sparked a worldwide revolution that has helped and inspired hundreds of millions of people. Your sacrifices will never be forgotten. Thank you Mrs. Parks.

From the NY Times:

An internal memo sent to Wal-Mart’s board of directors proposes numerous ways to hold down spending on health care and other benefits while seeking to minimize damage to the retailer’s reputation. Among the recommendations are hiring more part-time workers and discouraging unhealthy people from working at Wal-Mart.

I told you they were evil. Where do you think Republicans get the babies they eat from? Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club of course.

Nasty little whores!!!

While I was in the bathroom Jeremy was on my computer looking at inappropriate pictures. He claims it was innocent - that he was looking for something else. Then all of a sudden he’s asking me “Did you send someone the santa pic.”

I am stunned into silence. HOW OFTEN AM I SPEECHLESS????

So once/if my apartment complex fixes my garbage disposal, I’m chopping him into little pieces and sending him into the Tempe sewage system. His response: “That’s hot - you’re gonna go all John Wayne Gacy on me.”

:O

So I’ve decided that this first semester at ASU is pretty much just going to be written off in the “oops” category and filed under “Complete disaster”. HOWEVER next semester things should be much better. I will be transferring into the School of Fine Arts and pursuing a degree which I really want. My original idea of going into medical school was misguided for reasons passing explanation.

I am pre-registered for next semester in an interesting lineup of classes.. hehe.. but I want to take them all, unlike this semester where I was not really taking any classes that I *really* wanted to take in the first place.

Women’s Studies 100: Women & Society
Art History 101: Ancient through Middle Ages
Religious Studies 100: Religions of the World
Kinesiology 105: Weight Training
Special Topics 194: Intro to LGBT Studies
Art 113: Color Theory

My fraternity friends all swear by the Women’s studies and LGBT studies classes, so I’m going to try them out. Religions of the world just fascinates me since I’m mostly atheist and I want to know what makes people tick. Art history and Color are the pre-req’s to get through everything else in the art department, and Weight Training is necessary ’cause if I don’t make it a class than I will never get around to doing it!

I’m going to try and get a part time job since I’m now burdened with an abundance of free time in my schedule. Grrr.