1) Are your parents married or divorced?
-Married
2) Vegetarian?
-MmmHmmm
3) Heaven?
-M&M’s become a diet food
4) Come close to dying?
-I flew Southwest airlines once.. does that count ?
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
-Simple twine anklet that I put on during Unity Week with my fratlings.
6) Are you eating?
-Pei Wei mmmmmmmm
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
-Is that the part that makes me gassy??
Makeup?
-When appropriate 
9) Were you usually the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationships?
-Dumped unceremoniously over IM from the last one so dumpee
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
-Been there, done that - got the scars. Would do it again. Highly recommended.
11) What do you wear to bed?
-Blankets
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
-It’s only illegal if you get caught. I ain’t been caught.
13) Can you roll your tongue?
-Oui
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
-Occasionally
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
-I’m not a fan of watches.
16) Abortion?
-I’m not a girl, so it isn’t my decision.
17) Hair color?
-That isn’t a polite question.
18) Future child’s name?
Boy: Jerome Patrick
Girl: Elizabeth Kathryn
19) Do you snore?
-Sometimes
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
-Australia, mate
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
-Only if Mr. B eats too much
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
-Throw a big party for all my friends
23) Gold or silver?
-Platinum
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
-Ewwerz
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
-Pizza
26) Beach, city, or country?
-C I T Y
27) Who was the last person you touched?
-My dad at the airport
28) Where do you eat?
-Wherever I want
29) When’s the last time you cried?
-During Battlestar Galactica
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
-Yes
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
-If there were a compelling reason
32) Ever been involved with the police?
-I dated one
33) Believe in Santa?
-Santa is an anagram for Satan
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
-Sometimes I talk dirty
35) Beach or pool?
-Pool
36) Can you cross your eyes?
-Yup
37) What’s your favorite song at the moment?
-Future Lovers
38) Window seat or aisle?
-Window
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers?
-No
40) Do you feel that you’ve ever had a truly successful relationship?
-No
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
-Twirl!!
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
-Gotta go with O on this one
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
-See #10
44) How long does your shower last?
-Till I run out of hot water
45) Do you drive stick?
-Six Forward
46) Cake or ice cream?
-Cheesecake
47) Self-conscious?
-Perpetually
48) What time do you get up?
-When the cat is hungry
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
-Not intentionally
50) When was your first crush?
-Grade school, her name was Annie
51) Where do you wish you were?
-I’m happy right where I am
52) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
-Probably
53) Ever been given a ring?
-Do cock-rings count?
54) Longest relationship?
-Few months
55) Last gift you received?
-It was just xmas, don’t make me list them all out!
56) Last sport you played?
-Tag
57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
-Photography
58) Where do you live?
-Arizona
59) High school you attended?
-Lawrence High School
60) Last wedding attended?
-Uhh.. I have no idea?!
61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
-Don’t tell anyone: Taco Bell
62) Where do you work?
-Ewwerz!
63) Can you cook?
-Not only can I cook, I cook well
64) Most hated food?
-Anything that used to breathe
65) Can you sing?
-Tis the season to be jarry fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-ra
66) Last concert attended?
-Woulda/shoulda been NIN in Tucson.
67) Last kiss?
-What kinda kiss?
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink?
-The kind with alcohol
69) Current Crush?
-Ohhh I can’t tell you
70) Who do you think will take this quiz next?
-No telling…
