I have added a “Bad Poetry” category to my blog, and I will innagurate it with a Haiku I wrote for my brother Steven:

Sweet treasured garden / Flowering opulent buds / Dandelions beware

Ok I think I did OK on that test. Time will tell. It’s a scan-tron sheet so it won’t take them long to grade them!

I went by the school of Interdisciplinary studies today and scheduled an advising appointment so that I can dual-major for a BIS degree with specialization in LGTBQ Studies and Sociology. w00t!!

I was RUDELY woken up about 4 am with a fwoooshing sound through my apartment that would get close and then fade away only to get close again. Closer inspection revealed that Mr. Bigglesworth had engaged a plastic grocery sack in combat and the grocery sack had won. So he was trying to retreat but it wasn’t going anywhere. Stupid cat. So I had to chase him around the DARK and COLD apartment (I left my patio door open for cool air) until he realized I was trying to help him and not the bag.

Cats are dumb.

Does anyone else think toenails are strange?