Last night we had our bidding dinner and our voting for who gets into the new “Mu “pledge class… tonight is induction and the induction party.. it better be good cause the Lambda party AND pledge class was Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
I’m looking forward to it 
27 days till Season 3 of BSG starts!
[SnarkyMode]
“Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin killed while doing someting dumb involving animals, meanwhile kanga drinks coffee, contemplates. [/SnarkyMode]
In all seriousness, raise your hand if you didn’t see this coming… At least he didn’t get anyone else killed while he was doing this. Even though he was a dumbass, he was a great spokesman for environmental-conservation. More coffe.
Yesterday was funness! James was graduating from his stylist academy, so we can no longer call him a beauty-school drop out 
He had his graduation party at Macayo’s Depot Cantina which is a Mexican restaurant near downtown Tempe. Highlight of that portion of the evening: drinking my (watered down) drink from a monkey-head shaped cocoanut! It also doubles as a coin-bank… The Biltmore Manor posse arrived and Aaron recounted his tube-trip down the Salt River - quite the adventure, almost made me wish I’d gone too 
After that Mike, Aaron, Emitt and myself squeezed into my clown-car and headed to Burger Betty’s, formerly known as Hamburger Mary’s. It was $3 long island ice teas and karaoke. Three guesses what we did there… Since it had been raining all night long there were large puddles everywhere, so I was a gentleman and carried Aaron in on my back so that she wouldn’t get her toes wet (who wears flip-flops when its raining, really!) Carlos G showed up, Aaron recounted his Salt River story for the 18 bazillionth time (SOS) and we had ourselves a little cocktail party and made snarky comments about people singing karaoke. I kid you not, the second song of the night was Dancing Queen and I can’t even recall the number of songs from Chicago that we all sang.
After finishing off our second round of Long Islands (for those keeping count for me, that’s 4 beverages) we piled back into the cars, this time Aaron riding with Carlos since the back seat of the Clown mobile isn’t necessarily the most comfortable arena. Off to Amsterdam! It was still raining so all the mens was crowded inside, making it hot, sweaty and just the way I like it! Cocktails were obtained from the porch, in the rain, because the line was MUCH shorter. I don’t like lines that much you see. We met up with James, Paul, Auston and David and helped James celebrate his graduation a little more.. somehow in the evening I was tricked into going into the dance area where I proceeded to get my groove on and get as many cheap-feels from Carlos as possible. angel smiley
I know all his secrets, yes I do. He is scandalous and salacious. I love him to death but he’s so WEIRD sometimes that even I have to take pause to figure out exactly what is going on.
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