Lick!.

Bathtime in kittenland…

Cozy Little Family.

Lizzy and Dim/Sum all snuggled in the kitty bed

Toes, Nose, Tail & Toes.

Parts in order of appearance: Lizzy, Sum, Dim, Lizzy

Lizzy & Dim.

Baby pics, as promised!

Lizzy has had at least two babies tonight! Pictures soon!

Well friends, here it is - the 11th of January and this little brat still hasn’t produced a litter.

In anticipation of the blessed event, if it ever occurs, I have taken the completely nerdy step of setting up a kitty cam for your internet voyeurism needs. This, dear readers, is the only kind of kitty porn that is legal.

You can spy on us at http://kittycam.dgpi.com/

As I cannot guarantee placenta-free viewing, viewer discretion is strongly advised.

‘Lizbet.

Soo I got my car new shoes for Xmas, and they arrived by UPS today. I got two on very easily but the third wheel turned out to be a bit dramatic… you see something caused the jack to slip from the car and my hand was under the tyre when that happened.

* stares at hand *

LUCKILY my fraternity brother, neighbor and frequent target of abuse Jimmy was just hanging out with me when it happened. We both kinda stared at my finger, under the tire, for a few moments before we realized what happened. Then the pain kicked in.. its not comfortable having a car on a finger. After shouting at him to get his roommates cars jack and call 911 I managed to get my jack out from under the car and get the other one under the car and the car off my finger.

It was black from the brake dust and asphalt, and flat from the car. No kidding - perfectly flat. About after about 2 minutes a fire truck full of very attractive firepersons and paramedics showed up to take pulse, etc. I dunno why i told him to call 911 - it just seemed to be the appropriate thing to do when a car is on your finger. Anyway, they did the pulse thing and the blood pressure thing and offered to call a bambalance but Jimmy was able to take me to the ER so i saved myself that bill.

I wrapped my finger in frozen peas (organic, naturally) and headed off to the ER. Little bit of this, little bit of that and a few X-rays later the Dr. comes out and says “I can’t believe it, but the X-rays don’t show any fractures!” YAY lucky day for me!

So I have a date with the ASU health clinic sometime next week for a follow up - but so far so good. I may have a torn ligament or something perhaps but no broken bones.

Welcome to 2008!

• The Six Beer Theory
  6 beers, 2 self-identified straight guys.. what could go wrong?
  (tags: humor funny gay beer)
• Large men claim eatery banned them buffet because they ate too much
  Uh, yeah. You go now! You been here four hour!!