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I am having blast in KC.. the picture below sums up how things have beenÂ


The. Scariest. Shower curtain. Ever.
Another day another random action figure picture. Classes are going fairly well - they at least still provide me with entertainment. I think I may be one of the only people in history to take a Women’s Studies class to scope out hot boys.
Rush starts with SPB this wednesday. I’ve been placed in charge of making a new paddle for the fraternity since the old one was.. rather dumb looking.
Yesterday was a very strange day for me. I woke up and was craving coffee like an addict but didn’t want to have to get dressed to go to Starbucks. Then I remembered I bought a coffee pot just for that occasion. So I made some coffee and went about being all domestic and unloading the dishwasher. By the time I was done the coffee was ready (I was moving slow you see) and I went about making my first cup. I decided that I wanted something a little more special than just plain black coffee with Splenda and remembered that I had bought some irish cream!
This turned out to be one of those bad ideas. By the time I was done with the pot of coffee, I had quite a nice little buzz going and I was yelling at the TV! Kinda like how one would envision a sports fanatic yelling at a basketball game or a football game. But it was much worse in my case. I was yelling at a movie that I was watching off my DVR - this was one of those cheesy SciFi channel Saturday Night movies. It was completely predictable, scientifically unfounded (come on, at least TRY OK?) and poorly acted that I about had a fit. Well I did have a fit since I was yelling at it. Fo’ Shizzle.
I found this top-50 list through MetaFilter and I had to share it with you, my loyal readers: The BEAST: 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005. It stars such notable names as Martha Stewart, George Lucas, Tom Cruise and most of the crooks politicians in today’s headlines.
So the other day we were at Scottsdale Fashion Square and they have a Sanrio store. So I made Steven go stand in front of all the plush Hello Kitties because what’s cuter than an asian tranny surrounded by Hello Kitty dolls?!?!?!







